Product Name: crazycesar Lube X-Treme 9000

Manufacturer: crazy cesar rod Laboratories – 

Product Description:

The only lubricant scientifically engineered to work in zero gravity, underwater barbecues, and the fiery core of malfunctioning jet engines. Trusted by interdimensional racers and backyard mechanics alike.

Specifications:

Viscosity Index: Over 9000

Color: pearl  (changes based on your mood)

Flash Point: Yes. Very flashy.

Odor: Subtle hints of bacon and intergalactic stardust. May change with diet!

Compatibility:

Engines (gas, diesel, hamster-powered)

Door hinges

Romance

Robots who need “emotional support”

Key Ingredients:

10% Unicorn Sweat

20% Alien Polymer Gel

15% Old Spice

5% Espresso Extract

50% Classified 

Special Features:

Self-healing molecules

Doubles as beard oil

Makes squeaky things stop

Not FDA approved (or even submitted)

Warnings:

Do not taunt crazy cesar Lube X-Treme 9000.

May cause spontaneous awesomeness.

Keep away from sentient machines (they get addicted).

Side effects may include smoother rides and dramatic explosions